liam: they dont think we see what they post, but we see.
me: what ok what if they saw my blog i need to delete some stuff ok ok ok what do i do now are they ahamed in what i post or do or likw what omg help me i dont know what to do asdfghjkl;;
my mom wouldn’t buy me vibrating toothbrush because she looked at me very seriously and said “i know what you’re gonna do with it”
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you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
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my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
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shout out to the little douchelicker who used my razor and then proceeded to leave their hair in it, love you
WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS GIF
YOU CAN SEE HIS ACCENT
wuh-tah
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